Don't light a match!
Published on November 25, 2005 By AvantiTexan In Humor
First of all, I would like to make a formal apology for the following article. It is a touchy subject, but it is one that I have very strong feelings for. It is a topic the simmers deep within me until I cannot hold it in any longer. It generates such strong feelings inside me that if I do not let it out I will explode. That being said, I would like to take the next few moments to vent.

The topic is faxes. My problem with faxes is that you usually don’t have any warning that they are coming until they arrive. It has even caused me to have a few awkward moments when I am talking on the phone, and without warning a fax arrives. If only they were completely silent, that would help a lot. Faxes are just plain embarrassing.

What is even worse is that I have been asked to send a Telefax before. I didn’t even know they existed until a friend of mine told me I should send him one. How can we, as a society, go on like this?

The faxes that I am referring to are, I guess we could say, particular. They are not the normal, everyday type of faxes. You could even go as far as to say that these faxes are a bit, flatulent. You see, sending a fax, according to an Italian, is well…a…how should I say it…well, you know, a way of saying “passing gas.”

We have even had discussions about the various ways to say “sending a fax” in both Italian and English. So, I was wondering Joeusers, how many different ways can you come up with to say, “sending a fax?”

Comments
on Nov 25, 2005
how many different ways can you come up with to say, “sending a fax?”


I dunno, sounds like a fax pas to me...........

My latest favorite codeword is panache. All I have to do is quietly slip the word into a sentence in public, and my wife breaks into giggles. (or rolls her eyes) And best of all, only I know why........

"Boy that was a flamboyant performance. You showed a lot of panache." tee hee hee..............
on Nov 25, 2005
Played the tushy trumpet

Made a ham blast

There's more but I can't think of them right now.
on Nov 26, 2005
Spc Nobod Special
dunno, sounds like a fax pas to me...........


ha ha ha!

All I have to do is quietly slip the word into a sentence in public, and my wife breaks into giggles.


My wife usually hides or hits me! : )

Sis
Played the tushy trumpet


Never heard of that one before! Is that an original?
on Nov 26, 2005
"squashing toads" is our family's way of saying it...
on Nov 26, 2005
Or there's dad's old favorite...

Did you hear that? There's a frog in here! Look, he went under my chair!
on Nov 30, 2005
Gid
"squashing toads" is our family's way of saying it...


That one is great, the imagery is vivid!

Sis
Or there's dad's old favorite...Did you hear that? There's a frog in here! Look, he went under my chair!


Oldie but a goodie, I really love that one. I tried to explain it to Fabrizio, but it loses a lot in translation. (Opps, I think I just saw one under the couch!)